Thursday 26 February 2015

BREAKING NEWS : BUHARI ESCAPED DEATH BY WHISKERS : REGAINED CONSCIS3 PINTOUSNESS AFTER 16 INJECTIONS , 9 DRIPS PINTS OF BLOOD

08:46 By sommy

Reports emanating from our international correspondent at London have revealed that Pa Muhammadu Buhari, the presidential flag bearer of the Nigerian official Islamic party, APC, has escaped death by whiskers.
The old and frail looking former maximum military dictator who fled from Nigeria to the United Kingdom to seek for urgent medical attentions according reports fell critically ill as he was resuscitated back to life with the help of some medicare.
Pa Buhari had gone for medical check up in London owing to his deteriorating health which some close associates had
attributed to stress from the presidential
Campaigns where he was reported to have collapsed many times.
A check by Austin, our international correspondent at the Harley Street
Clinic, 35 Weymouth Street, London W1G
8BJT of pa Muhammadu Buhari had it that pa Buhari was taken to the intensive care unit of the clinic when he became too restless and was resuscitated back to life when16 Injections, 9 drips, 3 pints of Blood was given to him.
NEWSDAY REPORTERS recalls that Pa Buhari who have consistently missed all the meetings upon his arrival at the London was forced by his handlers to attend today's Chatham event in a face saving attempts and after been caught at the several lies churned out by them.
A respondent at the Chatham meeting who simply gave her name as Mitoria said that Pa Buhari was obviously too weak and sick and needed more medical attentions " He looked really frail and weak though. Holding on to the lectern the whole time."
The APC have been denying that Pa Buhari was not at London for medicals was put to shame when the himself ignorantly said that he was in London to see his doctors. "I have seen my doctor, he has certified me fit, I am now going home " Pa Buhari said.
Though the doctor who preferred anonymity, at the Harley Street clinic could not confirm if Pa Buhari was certified okay or not.